I painted a clown,
wrote a creepy circus clown song,
sang like a mad hatter clown would,
drowned a few stray cats like a mad clown would,
"no no kitty, not the eyes kitty, oh goodness me. not. the. eyes."
wore a neat eyepatch like a pirate clown would,
because those exist, of course?
of course.
practiced stand up like a clown would:
painted my face n' made funny faces,
created about 10 personalities like a clown would in front of mirrors
did bits and whipped out material all serious like a stone-cold-frowny and cynical clown would.
But alas, i'm not very funny.
Although, one of the clowns laughed the entire time...
but, that might have just been me.
